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The women ofSaturday Night Liveonly have one wish this holiday season, and it’s a big request.
Mueller is tasked with investigatingpotential collusionbetween the Trump campaign and Russia in the2016 election.
“We have so much to be thankful for,” Bryant said. “Friends, family.”
“And good things that money can’t buy,” McKinnon agreed.
“So this year…,” Strong said before launching into the first verse.
“I don’t want a lot for Christmas / There is just one thing I need / I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree,” the women began.
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Their demand got more specific as the singers turned their attention toDonald Trump Jr.“I don’t need a full impeachment / But we just need a little fun / Please just tell us we aren’t crazy / At least indict his oldest son,” they crooned.
The ladies noted that they are “sick of hearing breaking news and[Rudy] Giuliani‘s interviews.”
The song pulled in the unrelated1996 deathofJonBenét Ramsey. “We are sick of tiny nibbles / We need us a full entree / You better prove that Trump colluded / Or that he kidnapped Jon Benét,” the women said.
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“We won’t ask for much this Christmas, but at least throw us a bone / Tell us what the hell is happening, and who the f— is Roger Stone,” they continued. “We don’t need a long-ass doc, just a single page that shocks / Mueller, please come through ’cause our only option is a coup.”
If Mueller does not find evidence that Trump committed a crime, the comedians would settle for something else: “At least prove he’s super poor.”
Strong’s performance started to lose its rhythm as she sang about anxiety: “Mueller, won’t bring you us a sense of normalcy / Where everything doesn’t feel so completely upside down and out of control? / Because I can’t take any more anxiety medication! They won’t let me!”
“What aboutIvanka’s emails, right?” she asked the others, referencing aWashington Postreport thatIvanka Trumpused a private email account.
“I don’t need a lot for Christmas, just a perfect magic spell / To solve the whole world’s problems and put some white guy in a cell / I just want to sleep at night / Please make sure your case is tight,” the actors concluded. “And make our wish come true ’cause Mueller all we want for Christmas is you.”
“Unless the report has like zero new information ’cause then we would rather it never come out,” McKinnon interjected.
“Because it is our last straight-up hope, and I’ve already drunk all the wine,” Strong added.
source: people.com
