Hey Roku, Maybe User-Created Screensavers Are a Bad Idea

human being can be wonderful . We can also be gross , horny , and prostrate to pervert any type of big businessman given to us . Like , for example , the ability to create Roku screensavers .

While most Roku screensavers are your typical fare of cunning child animals and scenic landscapes , some are emphatically more refutable . That ’s because Roku is also a publication weapons platform , and anyone can upload streaming channels or screensavers via Roku ’s developer SDK . So if one were to peruse theavailable screensaver channels , you ’d also find a lot of butts . I mean , a lot of butts .

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The odd screensaver choice were ab initio spotted by Nicole He , a game developer , onTwitter . ( She ’s sincecreated her own Roku screensavercomprised of screenshots of other usable screensavers . ) Gizmodo reached out to Roku , asking whether or not the serve had any specific guidelines in situation with regard to user - generated channels . A spokesperson e-mail back , state “ Screensavers adopt the same guideline as streaming channels ” and supply a connexion to Roku’sdeveloper overview . prod around the site , there ’s plenty about the actual how - tos of create and monetizing , your own streaming channel — but nothing about what variety of substance is or is n’t allowed . Gizmodo require for further clarification on Roku ’s guidelines , and we ’ll update if we listen back .

So as you already cognise , butts are on the table . As are boobs for your breast subway , boob with beer , and vaguely soft - core fetish stuff . And all of it is mixed in right next cunning puppies , kitties , and random Bible quotes set over landscape . In any fount , I spent a good clod of my good afternoon just scrolling through all the possible screensavers and here are some shine examples of why we ca n’t have overnice things .

Brazilian Butts

Not just any kind of can . Brazilian butts .

Cameltoe Screensavers

Why you do this ? Also , 53 people have rated this channel . I dare not think how many more downloaded it without give away it .

You Can’t Afford This

Rude .

Beer and Breast

I do n’t know why there ’s only one bosom in the statute title but most of the photos admit in the channel clearly show two breasts , as god intend .

Sexy Tan Lines

It was the year of our lord 2019 when I determine that tan ancestry can be sexualize .

Sexy Feet Screensaver

“ From the publisher of Beautiful Butts and Beautiful Butts . ”

Mary Jane Screensavers

The act of browsing Roku ’s screensaver channels is like shopping for women ’s Halloween costume . Everything will be sexy , whether you desire it to be or not .

Only Fruits

“ try out the yield of every tree in the garden at least once . It is an insult to institution not to live it in full . Temperance is wickedness . ” This is either the thirstiest description of fruit , or a metaphor for thing that are not yield . Someone be brave and report back .

Asian Wisdom Screensaver

This television channel is the fortune cookie of screensavers , there ’s a lot to unpack here . Why is it Asian Wisdom but only Chinese adage and refinement ? Why … this font ? Why does two of the screensavers feature a quote of Chinese proverb on abackdrop of Nipponese lanternsandJapanese torii gates ?

Robert E Lee Screensaver

In case you ’re all yee - haw and miss the Confederacy , I guess .

Anyway , there were many more confutative communication channel that I did not include — but feel liberal totake a gander for yourself . Yours truly is going to bleach her eyeball and then log off .

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