Donald Trump did n’t spend much money on get - out - the - vote efforts this year . But he did spend a diddley - ton on hats . So it seems only fitting that the degree on which Trump will ( hopefully ) concede victory to Hillary Clinton tonight will have two Make America Great Again hat — both sitting on plinth like they ’re the Crown fucking jewels or something .

It ’s unclear if there will be any other accoutrements added to the point by show time . But the picture coming out of the New York Hilton Midtown , where Trump supporters will be convene tonight , are really strange .

I realize that this is n’t the uncanny frame-up that the Donald Trump cause has ever direct . ( retrieve when he maintain a insistence conference in front of abunch of steaks ? ) But it still seems bizarre . If Trump winnings , will the hats become mandatory ?

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Part of me thinks he ’d just keep wearing them and sustain rallies for a race he cogitate he ’d won . I ’m not sure Trump eff how to do anything else at this stop .

Whatever materialise on that stage tonight , succeed or lose , it ’s a safe wager that it wo n’t be elegant .

Donald Trump

William Duplessie

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