If you know only one thing about eating a hot dog in Chicago , hump this : no ketchup . It ’s natural to cogitate of a Chicago dog — traditionally served with a heaping combination of topping as improbably delicious as it is bizarre — as specify by its accessory , but its essence is articulated not by what ’s on it , but rather what is n’t .

And catsup is n’t .

Most Chicagoans will secern you , exasperated , that there ’s no ketchup on Chicago hotdog because there just is n’t . Bill Murphy , who ’s served them at Murphy ’s Red Hots in Chicago ’s Lakeview neighborhood for 28 years , has a good explanation : “ Ketchup is very brawny ; it throws the whole flavor profile off . ” And if you want to go off the track , unless you ’re a child or a meaning woman , you ’re on your own : Murphy ’s cooks will refuse to dish out the proscribed condiment .

Liz Barclay

The most accepted rendering of the Chicago dog ’s origin myth dates back to the Depression , when vendors would load up their hot dogs with vulgar vegetables and sell them to burst customers as a cheap full repast . For a food that ’s never kick the bucket out of style , the Chicago andiron exists in a throwback universe : The most popular vendors are magnanimous - mouthed and lecture tight , answer from antiquated stands with menus that have n’t changed in tenner .

In other speech : Save the ketchup , and savor a classic .

The Chicago bounder you see here was photographed ( and run through ) , rather sacrilegiously , in New York City , at the Shake Shack in Battery Park . At locations globally ( including Chicago ) , Shack make what many Chicagoans see as a adequate , tasty “ Shack - Cago ” dog — though it ’s missing poppy seeds . If you ’re in Chicago , however , we propose visit to Murphy ’s Red Hots , Gene & Jude ’s , Jimmy ’s Red Hots , The Weiner ’s Circle , or Wolfy ’s . Or all of ’em . Photo by Liz Barclay .

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The fixin’s include:

1 . Poppy Seed BunPurists take only Rosen’s — their buns best resist a blackguard ’s heat .

2 . Vienna Beef Hot Dog in Natural CasingUsually steam . Charred : also fine . The case gives the dog that cardinal first - bite “ press stud . ”

3 . Yellow MustardThe dewy-eyed part of this .

4 . Neon RelishUsually sweet , and alien - green colored .

5 . White OnionsOnly white , and diced .

6 . TomatoesPreferably wedge .

7 . Dill Pickle SpearSomething cold and crisp — crunch is central .

8 . Sport PeppersServed whole .

9 . Celery SaltA distinct seasoning improbably tying the mess together into a thing of culinary beauty .

GLOSSARY:

Char DogA weenie grilled and charred rather than steamed or boiled

“ Chicago - Style”Never say it . “Style ” implies Chicago ’s red-hot dog are a variationof an original . Diehard Chicagoans argue that theirs is the original .

Depression Dogs[a.k.a . the Minimalist ] Some arrogate this is the original Chicago dog : a regular bun , mustard , onions , peppers , sometimes with relish ,   sometimes top with a pile of skin - on French fries .

“ Garden - Style”With everything on   it ; also acceptable : “ loaded up , ” “ drag through the garden , ” and “ with the whole works . ”

RedHotsSynonym for “ hot detent ” ; refers to the temperature of the dogs and the red dye the Vienna trade name impart for aesthetics . trustfulness vender that use this terminology .