Tomorrow , George Lucas will free the integral Star Wars saga onto Blu - beam of light — but it wo n’t be the translation you find in theaters , because Lucas ca n’t turn back monkey around . rather offuriously shaking our fists over the fresh re - knight Vader screams , we ’ve resolve to be proactive .
https://gizmodo.com/darth-vader-will-lose-a-little-more-of-his-dignity-in-s-5835951
As long as George Lucas is taking familiarity with his creation , maybe he could really make it good ? Here ’s our list of how we wish he ’d pick off the Star Wars saga .
Women Pilots ?
While the rebellion has its fair share of scrawny white-hot young lady commanders , but where are the female fighter buffer ? The only distaff pilot we see is Padmé Amidala , and she ’s not really flying around Top Gun style . We ’d love to see a few more female fighter pilots . Can we add a lady to the Red Squadron ? Or , at the very least , show a woman getting suit up on Yavin for the big fight in A New Hope ?
Hush-98 comlink
The Hush-98 Comlink/ Gillette Sensor - Excel for Women was embarrassing . Replace it with an actual gismo . Use CG , we do n’t care . Millions of dollar sign were spent making this picture , we do n’t ask to build futurist walkie talkies out of popular women ’s razor .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l-44bYXlxE
Make the “ Shaak Ti carrying into action ” deleted prospect into Ahsoka Tano Death
A very interesting suggestion from J.B. Buffington , viaio9 ’s facebook pageboy . While we really loved the Shaak Ti character in the video recording game Star Wars : The Force Unleashed ( or rather her dark side - turned prentice Maris Brood ) it would be pretty exciting to follow the Anakin ’s baby apprentice Ahsoka Tano ( from The Clone Wars ) die a atrocious decease in an existent Star Wars flick . This deleted scene might be able to be tweaked digitally enough to make Shaak Ti look a lot more Ahsoka , but the only problem after is the Jedi ’s ludicrous response . If there was only a direction to squeeze Anakin to emote here , this could be a fun addition .
Mara Jade at Jabba ’s Palace in Return of The Jedi
Since Lucas is in the wont of adding things to his original trilogy , why ca n’t we ? Let ’s give a die - hard Star Wars fan clapperclaw out by sum up in Mara Jade ( Luke ’s future married woman ) into the background of Jabba ’s Palace in Return of the Jedi .
Create a sense of fourth dimension passing in Empire Strikes Back
We often got a little confused as to how much time actually slip by between Hoth and Bespin . This is an easy CG fix add together a few wrinkles , some facial stubble to the plaster bandage . Make them look happy to notice a home that will enshroud them away .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGsZDTSeeks
Give Padmé A Real Death
Padmé call for a better death shot — which might require a few reshoots . Or at the very least , edit down the hideous scene where we hear that Padmé has contracted a terrible case of the “ I ca n’t go ons . ” If all else fails , blackjack Ewan McGregor to come back and lend his vocalism for a dreaded flake of exposition that Padmé ’s inner damage was greater than anyone realize , and it ’s too previous to save her .
The War Is n’t Over
Either bestow a scene that explicate how killing the Emperor would end the warfare completely — or dub in some novel dialog , shit sure the interview knows that there ’s still a lot of work to do after Return of the Jedi . The entire government was working to stabilize the system that the Emperor progress . There most certainly had to be others ( with plenty of dead ringer and outline stormtroopers ) ready to fight a act more .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcOeKwvNJ0w
Let Han Solo Be The Pimp That He Is
A lot of big Han Solo conniption were dilute out of the original trilogy . But this novel vent is the perfect time to admit a lot more of Han doing what Han does best , making our mettle melt . lease ’s put these two Han scenes back in for extra Solo time , but go away out the delete clip where he ’s acting like asexist prick .
https://gizmodo.com/empire-strikes-back-deleted-scene-shows-han-solo-could-5838037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez1DHPi68ic
Cut The Incest Out
switch off the first buss , keep the 2nd Empire osculation is debatable strictly for the shit - eating - grin result Luke demonstrates . There are too many kisses in this movie between brother and babe . Far too many . You do n’t have to turn off the cute fake passion triangle and Han / Luke competition , with all its funny mo — just the strong-arm incest .
Give Boba Fett The Ambiguous Death He Deserves
Boba Fett ’s dying is easy one of the all timebiggest disappointment . We know that in the Star Wars novel the premium hunter fights his agency out of the sarlacc pit , so why not re - edit this scene and make his “ expiry ” look a bunch more equivocal . Add a tight shot of a gloved Boba hand contain an explosive gimmick , then bonanza cutting off ! This take into account fans for Leslie Townes Hope for their favorite Star Wars action figure of speech .
https://gizmodo.com/12-weakest-deaths-in-science-fiction-history-5049753
dilute Back On The Poorly Written Banter
Lots of characters banter want a gruelling re - edit . Boss Nass ’ horrible gurgles must be swerve down , the battle droid ’s unreasonable purpose of “ Roger Roger ” and other moment ruining automaton talk needs to be slashed in half , and Anakin ’s copius “ Uh - Oh”s “ Oops ” and “ Whoopie”s must be trimmed away .
Downgrade the Ewoks ’ Role in the Battle of Endor
Even though almost everyone would rather see a ROTJ terminate that replaces the Ewoks of Endor with the Wookies of Kashyyk , but there ’s just no naturalistic elbow room that could materialize with out a time machine . But , that does n’t mean the Ewoks need to divvy up so much sieve sentence with Han and Leia on the Forest Moon of Endor . cut down down on most of the sticks versus chargeman conflict , and show a fate more stormtroopers dying by human hand . This will at least go a long way towards making the last victory credible .
Trim The Action In All of the Prequels
The Pod Race need to be hack in half , as does every single opening action sequence of every prequel .
supercede Jedi Rocks With Lapti Nek
Keep the uncalled-for CG aliens for a bonus music video recording on the Blu - ray box set .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGyJB7-LpA
New Voice For Jar - Jar Binks
While many folks would argue the deleting this character out of the prequels entirely would vastly improve the timber of the saga , we ’d argue that Binks would be a much more adequate fictitious character with a new voice ( we suggest a more self-respectful collection of baritone voices such as Idris Elba or Adewale Akinnuoye - Agbaje ) . of course you ’d have to trim away the majority of his goofy antics and all of screech , but without the catastrophe of annoyances that are Jar - Jar and a new sound you might be able to keep this theatrical role ’s annoyance to a lower limit . Even this terrible vocalization over cutting of Jar - Jar already helps a bit . Now opine if they hired a professional and edit out out every “ how rude ” quip .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qWoTWd_nRw
Han Shot First
Go back and make it right , Lucas .
What did we miss ? think back , deleting everything in the prequels is n’t really an option . attend at this as your probability to have fun with the franchise .
Thank you Kip Canterbury , JD Buffington , Jessica Durr , Alasdair Wilkins , and everybody whoresponded on our Facebook Thomas Nelson Page .
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