revolve that joint phatly , bundle some unused methamphetamine hydrochloride into the binger , and place the Volcano to “ toastify . ” It ’s time for tonight ’s Stoner Channel . We ’ve collected our well high - clock time material for the discerning pothead so sit down back , relax , and pass that shit on the left , yo .
Tonght ’s shot of Buddha Seed Syrup get along from lecturer Alex S
Click herefor more bang from the bong .
Better Know a Bud: How to Differentiate Sativas and Indicas
There are literally hundreds of individual cannabis breed on the market today so do you go with the Grandaddy Purple , the White Widow , the Headband , or what ? bet on what sort of high you ’re looking for , you need to look for the right kind .
Cannabis total in two principal mixture — Sativa and Indica — as well as numerous hybridize strains created by hybridise the two . The two varieties are differentiated not only by their chemical composition ( and the high they bring out ) but by their physical coming into court as well .
Cannabis Sativa
Sativas originated from Colombia , Mexico , Thailand and Southeast Asia . The plants are thin and taller than Indicas , arise as magniloquent as 20 feet in a undivided time of year , which makes them better suited for outdoor plantations . The Sativa ’s leaves are tightfitting and lighter greenish than an Indica’s — this bespeak less chlorophyll and more jaundiced paint , which protect the plant from intense light . More temperate climates will result in somewhat deeper dark-green leaf colouring . Full maturation of the bud take 10 - 16 weeks once flowers emerge . Sativas also give rise few bud per plant
Sativa buds are typically much more nipping than Indicas and have a THC : CBD proportion four to five sentence that of Indicas . With so much tetrahydrocannabinol ( and conversely , such footling CBD ) the Sativa richly tends to be much more uplifting , up-and-coming and cerebral with increase mental activity . This makes it an ideal prospect for daytime toking . One drawback is that THC is incompatible at the cannabinoid receptors in your brain , which build it more probable to make you paranoid than Indicas and may cause delusion in some cases .
Somebenefits of Sativainclude :
Feelings of well - being and at - ease
Up - lifting and intellectual thoughts
Stimulates and energizes
Increases concentrate and creativeness
Fights depression
Cannabis Indica
Indicas originated from the world ’s haschisch - produce region of Afghanistan , Morocco , and Tibet . Indicas are much shorter than Sativas , more obtuse and more large-minded as well . Indicas grow to about six feet but by and large never above eight . Indica leaves are much more blanket and full than Sativa bequeath as well , resembling rich fleeceable maple leaves . Indicas also have a much shorter maturate season , achieve full maturation just six to eight hebdomad after first bloom . The buds are more thickly pile along a shorter prow than a Sativa . With more bud per plant and a shorter grow time of year , Indicas are the preferred option for indoor operations .
Since Indicas turn back a gamy CBD : THC , the high colligate with it is n’t almost as intellectual . rather , Indicas produce a much strong , heavier , more relaxing body high . This makes it a good selection for evening smoke as an Indica joint will likely criticize you the shtup out . Indicas do tend to father a thicker skunk than Sativas , give their density , which can result in cough if you overzealously pile you crack addict .
Somebenefits of Indicasinclude :
Relieves soundbox pain
Relaxes muscles
Relieves spasms , reduces seizures
Relieves cephalalgia and migraine
Relieves anxiety or stress
So , to recap for those of us that have already bury what we ’re talking about . Sativas are improbable , skinnier and stinkier . They ’re honest for daytime smoke and produce good “ head highs . ” Indicas are short , more squat , and more dense . They ’re ripe for evening smoking and give rise inviolable , sleepy-eyed “ body high . ” [ Weed Farmer – Cannabis Wiki – The Weed Street Journal – Amsterdam Marijuana Seed Bank – The Weed Blog ]
The gorgeous Blueberry above come to us from reader John E
Exploding Iceberg in Antarctica!
Scientific advancement kick the bucket boink , ball-shaped thawing drop dead KA - BOOOOOM ! ! ! !
Stealing Bikes in NYC is Ludicrously Easy
Between Hudson Urban Bicycles ’ experimentation above , in which a fully - load bike was chained outside the store for a year to see how long it would last ( answer : less than a yr ) , andfilmmaker Casey Neistat ’s brazen effort to jack his own ride , I ’d say you ’ve make a solid 90 - percent chance of bike - thieving success in the Big Apple .
What ? Neistat boosted his own bicycle from in front of a police place in broad daylight ? Let ’s inch that calculate up to a 95 - pct chance of succeeder .
Steve MacIntyre Needs to Smoke a Bowl and Calm the Hell Down
Steve MacIntyre , leave winger for the Wilkes - Barre / Scranton Penguins went utterly ape - shit Monday and tried to fight the intact Springfield Falcons club in an endeavor to pummel on the Falcon ’s netkeeper , Paul Dainton , which he did . Be certain to turn up your speakers — the announcer ’s description of the bedlam is marvelous .
The Backwater Gospel
Do n’t fear the Grim Reaper , fear the Undertaker .
James Cameron’s New Sub Will Take Him To the Deepest Spot On Earth
So , would James Cameron ’s idolisation of the recondite ocean characterise him to be Richard Branson ’s curse ? I go for so . I think every super - ample person needs another super - fertile somebody to playact as their foil , interrupt their plan for world domination , and cough loudly during their tee shaft .
The Spanish Inquisition
Their primary element is surprise ! Surprise and fear !
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the net ? If so , we require pics of your serious bud , your highest - technical school setup , and your bushiest shrub . Send images—960×540 lower limit but we prefer 1600×900 — of your legal stashes ( no High Times ripoffs please ) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we ’ll have the just at the top each night ’s Stoner Channel . Put “ The Stoner Channel ” in the subject line of products while you ’re at it .
And no , for the last time , we are n’t interested in seeing your wicked meth laboratory frame-up Jerry . blockade it or we ’re calling the fuzz .
The unnamed strain above comes to us from reader Dan A
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