In a vainglorious media upshot yesterday , which we unfortunately missed , Apple unveiled the iLaunch , according toThe Onion .
“ Get ready for the futurity of product founding , ” read Jobs , looking resplendent in a black turtleneck and faded jeans . “ The iLaunch will be able to make announcements from this , or any other stagecoach , make human participation in generating consumer awareness almost altogether unnecessary . ”
The iLaunch runs Keynote - formatted presentations in high definition through a built - in projector while displaying a 3 - vitamin D turn out image of the mathematical product . Voice - credit package , Apple ’s most innovative to date , can recite a words highlighting the features of the gadget while injecting several cagy digs at competitors . Should a product monstrance experience a glitch or malfunction , the iLaunch tout a complex algorithm that can automatically produce humorous and distracting crack .
Oh , Stevey . What will you cerebrate of next ? Thanks , Ari
Apple Unveils New Product - Unveiling Product[The Onion ]
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